THIS JUST IN: Kevin Durant Could Sign with Poplar Bluff Mules


With NBA Free Agency starting today (July 1), some big stars will be calling a new city their home. NBA Champion Timofey Mozgov has agreed to a multi-year deal with the Los Angeles Lakers, Jeremy Lin has signed with the Brooklyn Nets, and the biggest free agent of the summer, Kevin Durant, could be moving to an even smaller market.

According to Faux Fox basketball analyst and resident can of potato chips, Crisp Broussard, Kevin Durant could soon be wearing the maroon and white.

We all know that Crisp Broussard never gets anything wrong, so there's no reason to not start preparing for what could be the greatest run in Poplar Bluff Basketball history since the Hansbrough brothers. 

The combination of Durant and Marcedus Leech could make for a dynamic duo that could take Missouri and the rest of the nation by storm. We fully expect the fans of the Golden State Warriors and Cleveland Cavaliers to hop on the Mules bandwagon.

We will update you with the contract information as soon we find out what a contract is.

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Written by Nico Cuevas. 
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