Sign the Petition to Bring the 2020 Olympic Games to Poplar Bluff

This is NOT NEWS.

With the 2016 Rio Olympic Games Underway, it's hard not to get caught up in the competition. That is why we are willing to compete with Tokyo and the entire nation of Japan in order to host the 2020 Summer Olympic Games.

We think Poplar Bluff could be the perfect host for the Olympics. We can host the opening ceremony at the Historic Rodgers Theatre. We have two football stadiums with tracks. We have a couple of pools; above and underground. There is also a bunch of land that nobody seems to be doing anything with.

Yes, Poplar Bluff is perfect, and it's a no-brainer, but we can't make this happen without your help!

Sign the petition below to make an impact, and make the Japanese really sad!

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Written by Nico Cuevas. 
You can listen to Nico's ridiculous ramblings on his podcast Nico Says Things.
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